Green Chile Dust – 1 lb Shaker

$12.00

Description

Dried New Mexican Green Chile (hatch is not a pepper. It’s a place). Garlic, Onion, Sea Salt, Rice Flour (natural anti-caking).

If you’ve had this, you know the drill. If you haven’t had the experience, it is a food fixer. You can be a horrible cook and people will love your food after using this. You can be a great chef and add it to your bag of tricks and people will love you more than they do now. Basically, you’ll make more friends, run faster, be more confident, clear your acne. It makes you temporarily popular, funny and good looking as well. Let’s face it, you’re going to get a raise or land your dream job, win the lottery, marry a movie star (or become one), and become a sexual dynamo. Don’t thank me now because there’s more. You will also become the envy of everyone who has ever met you. Your words will inspire and your smile will end poverty. THIS is the power and magic of Green Chile Dust. Please try to use it for good and not evil.

On rare occasions it has been known to make people fly. No joke.

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 3 x 3 x 8 in